Shower Thoughts

human beings could be taxis to fish by transporting them in our mouths full of water in a distant, dystopian future in which the fish take over and make us their slaves, and the way we stop it from happening is by making our mouths too salty; #fillyourmouthwithsalt - spread the word

a special type of pig might descend from humans and we don't know until it happens

imagine a world where gorillas had purple teeth and funny clown shoes

why is root beer called beer if there's no alcohol, i drank all that for nothing? C'mon!

why do elevators exist there so stupid i hate elevatrs just use the stairs elevatoors are loud and they bump and are scary and cramped and hot and they arent even faster than the stairs the stairs are literally faster but you lazy bums keep using them OHHH i dont WANT to use my feet today! Ahhh!

there is no ethical consumption in The Evil Store

what if showers had little seats that looked like bear paws and were fluffy and leathery

we need to watch out for bears btw, my science teacher told me so - spread the word

when is the orphan crushing machine getting made, is it like roko’s basilisc? Will i have to make the OCM or will i be thrown in myself?

roadkill badger best animal ever because free food - hippopotomos close second though, i wouldnt want to see ones up closer but they funny for reals

never skip goop day! (public service announcement)

why can't we all just be silly and play and jump and frolic and goof around instead of all these 'taxes' stuff

Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and movement, characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation or race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy. Opposed to anarchism, democracy, pluralism, egalitarianism, liberalism, socialism, and Marxism, fascism is placed on the far-right wing within the traditional left–right spectrum.

if i was homeless i would offer a paid service to the boorgewarzee (or however you spell it) where i heat up public benches and then sell my seat for £2

THAT STUPID SILLY HEDGEHOG IS ALWAUYS ANNOYIN GME I SEWAR TO GOD - HE JSUT LEFT AGAIN GET BACCK ABND WHY IS HE BLUEE???

nnn is 4chan propaganda and i shall not participate

my key sn't workng today