Notes: every second line ad-libbed with AARRR!!!
Yargh yargh me maties, come over and sit on me lap now eh?
Blackbeard got a story to tell ye…
You might call me Edward but I go by Blackbeard,
We sail on the seas for booty, it ain’t so weird.
I got in some trouble with the french navy,
Because their beats were sick but not like mine be.
Now come on baby, you’re getting Blackbeard’s best,
Im a pirate the way that I treasure ye chest
Can you really not understand this?
Do I need to talk to let you in the mess?
Don’t ye want to sail and feed some geese?
Don’t ye wanna see some jewels like these?
Hang out on ham night; eat cheese,
Getting freaky to the sound of the seven seas….
Oh yeah cause its Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
Oh yeah cause its Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
Oh yeah cause its Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
Oh yeah cause its Blackbeard, and he’s given yeh, given the best
Birth name is Teach? Oh yeah, well I’ll teach you this,
I wanna break a hundred British men with my fist,
Come on friend it doesn’t take a pegleg to see,
That you’re not getting out of here on both two feet
Oh thats fine, you think you’re tough?
You look like you’re rough at dice bluff
Noth’n but a landlubber without a game,
Lily-livered lubber, you don’t even know my name.
Its Blackbeard babe,You remember that,
Get caught up by the waves and I’ll surrender ya,
It ain't easy being quite like me,
An eyepatch and a little touch of scurvy
I drink rum to forget the days
We lost whilst riding these damn waves
I hear someone on the poop deck,
Who could be - is that french black beard!
Oui c’est moi et ma souris,
C’est moi, votre meilleure ami
Blackbeard français aujourd’hui
Baguettes et vin dans la Seven Seas
Morceau de huit? Je sais que tu me montres
Nous nous enfuyons sur le Mauvais Rencontre
Nous n’avons pas besoin d’une suite.
Faire la fête pour un eternale nuit
Oui Oui c’est Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
Oui Oui c’est Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
Oui Oui c’est Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
Oui Oui c’est Blackbeard, et il les donne, donner le meilleur
Alas me lads, it came to a bend
Cause you know every good story has to end.
Robert Maynard, he found our ships,
Gave us no time for some fish and chips.
We had a battle that lasted a couple hours
And just when I thought I’d retire to my tower,
They cut off my head, announced I was dead
I never thought it would go well instead,
It was stuck on a pole in Chesapeake
To serve as a warning to those disturbing the peace
My heart rate stood at an absolute zero,
In a world without coin, I could have been a hero!
That was Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
That was Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
That was Blackbeard, yar yar yar yar yar
That was Blackbeard, and he tried to give ya the best